January 2011
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i’m watching this thing on A&E about scaring teen thugs out of committing crimes by taking them to prison for a day. One inmate just screamed at one of the kids for like a minute, repeating the word butthole over and over. “you don’t want anyone looking at your butthole!” holy crap, lets invite him over.
Morning breath →
I could not wait to brush my teeth this morning. I notice that my breath is worse on mornings where I drink less water during the night. Anyhow, after referencing the link, I feel more comfortable that I’m experiencing Transient bad breath. Right now, I’m fresh and minty.
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episode #2
of U.S Skins is stupid. i didn’t finish watching.
Wish I could have stayed awake...
and slept later through the night. Instead, I watched this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049402/
It wasn’t a bad movie, maybe I was just tired, but I fell asleep watching it and then was unable to sleep later.
Not entirely surprised. →
What does surprise me about Chicago’s Mayoral election, due in what 5 weeks, is that none of the candidates seem to be putting their name out there. Chicago is electing a new mayor for the first time since 1989, and yet I feel as if there is a lack of excitement surrounding this election. Maybe I was so accustomed to the campaign blasts of 2010 that the lack of campaign ads, for what I feel...
morning things
laying on my right side this morning, i opened my eyes just in time to watch a spider walking away from my face. i swatted it away, and then about ten minutes later realized what i just saw and did, and that i had no idea where the spider had gone.
i started replaying the last dream i had before i woke up, and tried to find the part where the spider might have been dancing around on my face. i...
“The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our...”
– Martha Washington (via myquotelibrary)
sitting, staring, horrible posturing.
WatchLol.
Sometimes when I’m looking for things and I can’t find them, I look right there in the middle and there it is.
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U.S. Skins is trying too hard. Not measuring up. But some of them are cute and the music is good.
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Overheard from the TV
“make sure to dump your load”
I looked up for that one.
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via myquotelibrary)
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via myquotelibrary)
“There’s a few things I’ve learned in life: always throw salt over your left...”
– never said better
William Shakespeare (via myquotelibrary)
“There’s a few things I’ve learned in life: always throw salt over your left...”
– never said better
William Shakespeare (via myquotelibrary)
